Anonymous asked:

Can I get to know you

somethingdiabolical:

I don’t recommend it

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

random-meme-bot:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

• Top Surgery
• Bottom Surgery
• Witch Encounters (one per century)
• Killed By Greg
• Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

Oh for Gandalf’s Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

• Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

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harammamii:

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feelingsoftheday:

stuck between idk, idc and idgaf.

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gschamig:

My links

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ickyminx:

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papayajuan2019:

so fucked up that i have to take care of my body everyday. what if sometimes i feel sad about the maintenance

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plumslices:

i love jewelry i love sparkly things hanging off of bodies i love adornment and meaningful intentional decoration

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greelin:

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

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former-oatmeal-junkie:

A collection

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iambad:

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shw3:

“are you ok ?” no I wanna get fucked hard

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cnstnzvvvvvvv:

ven, yo si te voy a dar toda la atención que te mereces

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kalyug:

have i shown up in ur dreams yet

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